#49: Just Give Us a Guidebook…
This definitely relates to us saying exactly what we mean. Still, women do seem to like putting us in situations where saying what we mean isn’t necessarily the right answer, especially when talking about things that mean very little to us but very much to the aforementioned female. It seems like most answers are wrong.

So in the future maybe you could supply us with some sort of manual containing all the right answers to various questions. Even better, how about a guidebook detailing every possible response and what sort of reaction it will likely inspire? Please, help a poor fella out here.
