#50: Santa in a Whole New Light
In this festive jest, Santa playfully tells Rudolph that his nose is so bright that it’s saving Santa money on a tanning salon. However, it has me wondering – since when does Santa go to a tanning salon? We all know that both his skin and his beard always maintain their perfect snowy hue.

Unless Santa secretly spending the summer all tanned up in some hideaway in Miami, undercover. Think about it – we’ve never seen him tanned, clean-shaven, and in casual clothes. Maybe in six months, he’ll be roaming around somewhere amongst us, and we won’t be any the wiser that we’re strolling past Santa Klaus.
